book excerptise:   a book unexamined is wasted paper

The book of general ignorance

John Lloyd and and John Mitchinson

Lloyd, John; and John Mitchinson;

The book of general ignorance

Faber and Faber 2006 / Harmony books NY, 266 pages

ISBN 9780307394910

topics: |  trivia


How many moons does the earth have?  At least six addl ones.  One of these,
Cruithne (Celtic name for the Pict people: pron. cru-een-ya, ),
is a three-mile (5km) wide satellite with an odd horseshoe-shaped
orbit. Five others are: p.50 
	- 2000PH5, 2000WN10, 2002AA20, 
	- 2003YN107 (about to depart, was at 3.4mn km in jun 06, will return
	  in 60 yrs)

	    Three Of this asteroid group are known to "slosh" around the
	    Earth in bizarre horseshoe-shaped orbits. Occasionally, they
	    become trapped by our planet's gravity and, for a few decades,
	    become "quasi-satellites." The only current quasi-satellite of
	    Earth is 2003 YN107, which began its moon-like phase in 1996 and
	    will end it in 2006. Astronomers calculate that a close pass with
	    Earth more than a century from now finally will kick 2003 YN107
	    into a normal, circular orbit.
	    	    - http://www.astronomy.com/en/News-Observing/News/2004/05/A%20new%20moon%20for%20Earth.aspx
	- 2004GU9 (160-350 meters wide, remarkably stable orbit - since 500
	  years).  - made a close pass of 76.7 Lunar Distances, 0.1970 AU,
	  travelling at 7.08 km/s, to the Earth-Moon system on the 28th April
	  2010.

(addl facts from Corkscrew Asteroids, 2006:
http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2006/09jun_moonlets/)
[AM: The book's information seems far more cut-and-dried than these details
imply.  There may be others - 2002 AA29? 2001GO2?  

2003 YN 107's orbit plotted from 1981 to 2026 and centered on its current
quasi-stable episode, which ends in 2006. Red indicates that the object is in
the evening sky, black indicates its location in the morning sky. The
asteroid is orbiting the Sun, but its path is greatly perturbed when it
passes close to Earth. The diagram plots its path in a coordinate system that
follows Earth. Below: a close-up of the asteroid's quasi-satellite
behavior. The size of the Earth is exaggerated.

In 2002, astronomers discovered asteroids in unusual orbits that bring them
near Earth for extended periods. The Lincoln Near Earth Asteroid Research
(LINEAR) survey of close-by minor planets has identified 19 objects orbiting
the Sun close enough to Earth that our planet's gravity has a substantial
influence on their paths. All are 100-meter-wide (300-foot) wide boulders
traveling in orbits shaped very much like Earth's, but angled out of the
plane of Earth's path. 

Cruithne and earth both co-orbit the sun, with the same period.  From
    the earth, Cruithne appears to make a rAjmA-shaped orbit, period ~ 1
    year (slightly less).  The earth is not "inside" this orbit, but a
    little "behind" as it precesses around the sun.

	More near-Earth asteroids (NEAs) have since been discovered. These
	include 54509 YORP, (85770) 1998 UP1, 2002 AA29, and 2009BD which
	exist in resonant orbits similar to Cruithne's.

The Cruithne was discovered by Duncan Waldron in 1986 at the Sliding Spring
observatory in NSW, Australia, the primary source for obsvns on the Southern
sky.

Since the late 90s, most discoveries of NEOs are by "Lincoln near earth
asteroid research" observatory (LINEAR):
	54509 YORP: discoverd LINEAR 2000 ~ 150m orbital period 368.3 d
	2002A29: discovered LINEAR 2002, ~ 60m
	1998 UP1 : discovered 1998 LINEAR, 33 deg incline, 364.5 days orbit
	2009 BD : ~ 10m

ORBITAL RESONANCE: when orbits are some integer
multiple, periodic gravitational influence.  may be stable, as in Neptune
and Pluto (2:3), or 1:2:4 between Ganymede, Europa and Io - moons of Jup.
Cruithne, and most other NEOs are in 1:1 resonance.

[Near-Earth object]s ~ greatest dist from earth [perihelion] < 1.3 a.u.) As
of Oct 2008,
982 NEOs of dia > 1km are known.  The largest is ~32 kilometers (1036
Ganymed), which orbits the sun between Jupiter and Earth.
]

The moon does not orbit the earth, the earth also orbits the moon.  The
combined center is 1000km under the surface of the earth.

Tallest mountain

Mauna Kea, the highest point in the island of Hawaii, is the tallest
mountain.  By convention, "tallest" mountain means from the bottom of the
ocean.  "highest" means from sea level.

At 33,465 ft from sea level, Mauna Kea is taller than Everest.  Some argue
that Mount Kilimanjaro, at 19,340 ft, is taller than Everest because it rises
straight out of the African plain, whereas Everest is merely one other rock
sitting on the enormous base of the Himalayas.

Measured from the center of the earth, even the beaches in Ecuador (at the
equator) are higher than the Himalayas.

When the Himalayas were formed, the dinosaurs had been dead for 25 mn years.

Moths and flames

Moths are not attracted to flame; they are just disoriented by it.  Over
millennia of evolution, insects have come to expect the light from the sun
and the moon.  When a moth sees a flame changing orientation, it assumes it
must be somehow flying a curved path, and corrects to keep the flame at a
constant angle. i.e. it circles the flame.

Goldfish brain


can be trained to push a lever only at certain times a day (within an hour)
can remember shapes / colours / sounds for > 3 months.
                               - U. Plymouth psychologists '03
they don't hit the side of the bowl because they use a pressure-sensing
system called the lateral-line.

Most dangerous animal

45 bn people - half the humans that ever lived - may have been killed by
diseases like malaria, yellow fever, dengue, encephalitis, fiariasis, and
elephhantiasis, all borne by mosquitoes.  Today, one person every 12 seconds
is killed my mosquitoes.

mosquito = small fly in Spanish

2500 known species of mosquito; 400 in the anopheles family; of these 40 can
transmit malaria.

Male mosquitoes sing at a higher pitch than females.  They can be sexually
enticed by a B-natural tuning fork.   Female mosquitoes are attracted by
moisture, milk, CO2, body heat and movement.  Sweaty people and pregnant
women have > chance of being bitten. 10

Lemmings aren't suicidal

Every few years, mild winters result in overpopulation, and they then set off
en masse into new territory - there they pile up against natural obstacles
like cliffs, lakes seas.  Since more keep piling up at the rear, accidents
happen.  12

Chameleon colours don't match background

they match the chameleon's moods.

Inventing the Rickshaw; Fortune Cookies

Invented by US missionary Jonathan Scobie, who used it to wheel his invalid
wife through Yokohama, 1869.
Fortune Cookies invented in the USA by Japanese immigrant, Makato Hagiwara,
creator of the Japanese tea garden in Golden Gate Park, ~1907 onward.
   However, Chop Suey is a Chinese invention.  17

Marco Polo came from Coratia

born Marko Pilic in Korcula, Dalmatia.
his book was largely the work of a romance writer called Rustichello da Pisa,
who was incarcerated with Polo by the Genoans; Polo dictated it, Rustichello
wrote it in French, a lg Polo didn't speak.  18

Neckties: invented in Croatia

"Hravat" is the Croatian word for "Croat".  --> "Cravat".
Became popular in W europe after the uniform of a Cravat regiment in Louis
XIII's army (17th c.).  Preferred by dandies (called "macaroni") in the 18th
c. 19

Inventor of the telephone: Antonio Meucci

filed a "caveat" patent with working models etc in 1860, for a device he
called teletrofono.  He sent his papers to the Western Uni9n, where Bell
worked in the very same lab.  The models disappeared there.
But he was injured in an explosion of the boiler in the
Staten island ferry, and did not file the $10 fee for renewing the caveat in
1874.  He sued Bell after the latter's patent was registered in 1876, but
died while the case was under way.

Bell was no fraud though.  He also invented the hydrofoil, whose waterspeed
record of 70.84 mph from 1919 stood for ten years.   His mother and wife were
deaf, and he taught the young Helen Keller.  23

Kilts and tartans and bagpipes: not scottish


kilts: invented by the irish; but the word kilt is Danish (kilte op: tuck
   up).
bagpipes: ancient, probably  invented in Central Asia.  Mentioned in old
   testament, Daniel 3:5-15, and in Greek poetry of 4th c. BC.
whisky: invented in ancient china.  Arrived in Ireland before Scotland, first
   distilled by the monks.  The word derives from Irish uisge beatha, from
   L. aqua vitae, water of life.

Chicken Tikka Masala: Invented in Glasgow

Chicken tikka came from Bangladesh [?] to England; chicken cooked in a
tandoor.
and in the 1960s, when a customer wanted gravy with it, CTM was invented by
a [South-Asian?] unnamed chef. 25

Marie Antoinette didn't say "Let them eat cake"

"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche" - attrib 1789 to Antoinette.

18th c. brioche was only lightly enriched and not very far removed from a
good white loaf of bread (Alan Davidson, Oxford Companion to Food.  So the
remark might have been an attempt at kindness - give them some good bread.

But the line was often used to illustrate aristocratic decadence, at least
since 1760; Rousseau said he first heard it as early as 1740.

Animal sounds

Albanian: pig goes "hunk hunk",

dog barking sounds:
Albaninan: "ham ham"
Catalan:  : bup bup
Greek : gav gav
Slovenians hov hov
Ukrainians: haf haf
Iceland: "voff"
Indonesian: gong gong
Italian : bau bau
bangla: "bhou bhou"

nearly every lg has cows going "moo", cat going "meow" and cuckoo going
"cuckoo".  33 [doesn't hold for bangla / hindi - not cow or cuckoo]

dogs tend to mimic the family they are with.  terrier with a young family
will be lively and hard to control.  same dog with an old lady will end up
quiet, prone to long periods of sleep.  34

The nine senses of an human

sight hearing taste smell touch - Aristotle

At least four more:
Thermoception (sense of heat)
Equilibripception - sense of balance
Nociception: perception of pain from the skin, joints and organs
Proprioception : body awareness - unconscious knowledge of where boty parts
	are without being able to see or feel them.

May be as many as 21.  Hunger? Thirst? sense of depth, sense of language,
synasthesia, sense of electricity,

Glass is a solid

medieval windows are often thicker at the base because glaziers sometimes
couldn't cast perfectly uniform sheets of glass; then they found it easier to
stand the glass on its thicker edge.

German physicist Gustav Tammann 1861-1938, observed that glass structure is
irregular and non-crystalline.  As an anaology, he compared it to a "frozen
super-cooled liquid".  But glass is just an amporphous (non-crystalline)
solid.

Light doesn't travel at a constant speed

Only in vacuum does it go at 300K km/hr.  Elsewhere, it depends on
the medium.  In diamonds, it goes half as fast - 150 K kmph.
Slowest speed:
    Until recently, through sodium at -272 deg C it goes at just over 38mph;
    slower than a bicycle.  [Harvard U team]
    In 2000, same group got light to stand still by shining it into a
    Bose-Einstein condensate (bec) of rubidium.

highest mountain

is the volcano Olympus Mons on Mars.  - 14 miles high and 388 miles across -
3x the height of everest.  57

Centipede's legs

no centipede known has exactly a hundred feet.  Most have odd numbers of
pairs of feet - from 15 to 191 pairs.  The one closest to 100 is also the
only one known with an even # of pairs: 48.  - p. 58

African mammal that kills most humans

The hippopotamus, which often lies submerged near boat routes, or beside the
water.
According to the Oxf companion to food, the best part of the hippo to eat are
the breasts, pot roasted w herbs and spices.  Second-best, back muscles.

Where do most tigers live?

In the USA.  Between 3K and 4.7K in India; as many as 4K in Texas alone; Am
Zoo and Aquarium assocn estimate: 12K tigers in private US zoos.  Mike Tyson
has four. Not very expensive either; cub = $ 1K, a pair of Bengal tigers:
3.5K.

Tigers can't stand the smell of alcohol.  They'll savage anyone who's been
drinking.

Tigers fade as they grow older. 67


amitabha mukerjee (mukerjee [at-symbol] gmail) 2011 Sep 10